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In light of the current nonsense going on, now seems to be the right time in posting this.

City Nicknames for the Four Draculas

1) Red Alucard
2) White Alucard
3) (The) Charming Count
4) (The) Brooding Count

That should help everybody in keeping them straight.

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Ah, yes, the creative and easily amused one...

That makes sense. And everyone ought to call the Kamui that's a vampire 'Mr. Emu'.

Brooding?

You seem to have me mistaken with the elder Alucard's whelp.

Pfft! I still insist on calling the fourth one "Oscar the Grouch."

Would you rather I be 'confused and worried' as many others are at the moment?

You have my full approval.

Frankly, I'm partial to the Charming Count, but, oh, well.

[ooc; *Giggle*]

How amusing.

This is only to sort the Draculas.

I think you mean 'Emo'. 'Emu' is a large flightless bird.

No, I mean Emu. He's got a foul temper like one.

'Brooding' implies a dark, but yet sensitive soul. Many women find that attractive.

Interesting, the ones in my world are usually even-tempered. It's geese and roosters that are known to have tempers.

Touché. And what name do you go by...

I like the Charming Count.

Foolishness. A more appropriate connotation would be one who cannot move beyond what he was to what he can be ... and that, I am not.

The alternative is 'Bram's Vampire'.

That makes you the stupid one.

I am no one's.

Remember that.

[OOC: He is so cranky. Apologies.]

Luke Valentine.

Unlike you, 'The Brooding Count' doesn't care for his name.

Which is why you have the other name.

Mr. Valentine. A pleasure.

I imagine not, the Count is not one for frivolities of any kind, I'm afraid.

I like New England and Manhattan better, actually.

That's nice of you to think me a Dracula.

You are the shit of my hellhound, that makes you part of a Dracula.

Yet he seems very much the type to frequent coffee houses and art galleries.

Such wit, Mr. Valentine. Careful that tounge doesn't land you in trouble...

No, I'm part of the hellhound....was until the Butler's wires separated us.

Nothing really to worry about, he's already gotten bored with me ~~and went off to brood~~.

Alright. I want to know what you had in mind?

Clam chowder?

Would you like crackers with that?

Don't CALL HIM THAT!

I never really liked clam chowder.

Just don't let him peck you. Or kick you.

Cute.

I can't use his given name.

I thought so.

Make you hungry?

Not really. I hate seafood.

That makes two of us.

How's a cheeseburger sound?

Then don't speak about him.

Or I will kill you.

...Better than pizza, at any rate.

Hmm.

My treat?

...

Sure.

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