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Luke Valentine
valentineluke
25 March 2007 @ 08:18 pm
 
Happy Day my Precious, unknowing fool someone is taking Cinderella off our hands!!

No more tackily dressed mice with zero talent, no more rotting pumpkins littered about the house, no more money wasted on shrinks and therapy, no more questioning looks from the neighbors. We are free my beloved daughter, free of her at long last.
 
 
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[identity profile] rune-summoner.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 03:34 am (UTC)
So you're the one throwing that poor girl out~
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[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 03:40 am (UTC)
I'm not throwing her out at all, she wants to leave. Would have left sooner but no one was willing to take her in.
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[identity profile] rune-summoner.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 03:45 am (UTC)
That's not what I heard~
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[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 03:54 am (UTC)
Along with the keeping of mice, pumpkin collecting fetish, and laziness, Cinderella likes to exaggerate. Sometimes flat-out lies as well.

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[identity profile] rune-summoner.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 04:02 am (UTC)
Collecting pumpkins is a fetish~? Huh... Who knew?

Hn. Are you saying there is no mean stepmother trying to kick her out~?
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[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 04:07 am (UTC)
What there is - a stepmother at her wits end. Been trying to put Ciderella somewhere but all the boarding schools and convents said no.

Have yet to find any man willing to marry her either. It's those damn mice and pumpkins, weird habits scare-off suitors.
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[identity profile] rune-summoner.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 04:26 am (UTC)
Seems to me like you're just trying to put her off on someone else. What kind of mother does that~?
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[identity profile] valentineluke.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 04:39 am (UTC)
Spend some time with her and see for yourself the kind of girl she is.
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[identity profile] rune-summoner.livejournal.com on March 26th, 2007 04:47 am (UTC)
I'll just have to see, won't I~?
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