Thank-you but I'll tough it out until midnight.

However, if this curse turns out to be a 'three-dayer', I will take you up on that offer.

Well, the only recourse that can be offered then is to fold your wings and sit up straight.

I can't sit that way unless I'm straddling a kitchen chair backwards - the wings are long.

The only option is to lie on my stomach in bed. Makes for difficult reading.